to all the tired mama's...

(yes, it's a forward, but just give it a chance!)

> The next reality TV series 
> 
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car
> and 
> 3 kids each for six weeks
> 
> Each kid will play 
> two sports 
> and either take music 
> or dance classes. 
> 
> There is no fast food. 
> 
> Each man must 
> take care of his 3 kids; 
> keep his assigned house clean, 
> correct all homework, 
> and complete science projects, 
> cook, do laundry, 
> and pay a list of 'pretend' bills 
> with not enough money. 
> 
> In addition, each man 
> will have to budget in money 
> for groceries each
> week. 
> 
> Each man 
> must remember the birthdays 
> of all their friends and relatives, 
> and send cards out 
> on time--no emailing. 
> 
> Each man must also 
> take each child to a doctor's appointment, 
> a dentist
> appointment 
> and a haircut appointment. 
> 
> He must make 
> one unscheduled and inconvenient 
> visit per child 
> to the A & E.. 
> 
> He must also 
> make biscuits or cakes 
> for a social function. 
> 
> Each man will be responsible for 
> decorating his own assigned house, 
> planting flowers outside 
> and keeping it presentable 
> at all times. 
> 
> The men will only 
> have access to television 
> when the kids are asleep 
> and all chores are done. 
> 
> The men must 
> shave their legs, 
> wear makeup daily, 
> adorn himself with jewellery, 
> wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, 
> keep fingernails polished 
> and eyebrows groomed. 
> 
> During one of the six
> weeks, 
> the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back
> aches, 
> and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
> complain or 
> slow down from other duties. 
> 
> They must attend 
> weekly school meetings, 
> church, and find time 
> at least once to spend the afternoon 
> at the park or a similar setting. 
> 
> They will need to 
> read a book to the kids 
> each night and in the morning, 
> feed them, dress them, 
> brush their teeth and 
> comb their hair by 8:00 am. 
> 
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
> father will be required to know all of the following
> information: 
> each child's birthday, 
> height, weight,
> shoe size, clothes size 
> and doctor's name. 
> Also the child's weight at birth, 
> length, time of birth, 
> and length of labour, 
> each child's favourite colour, 
> middle
> name, 
> favourite snack, 
> favourite song, 
> favourite drink, 
> favourite toy, 
> biggest fear and 
> what they want to be when they grow up. 
> 
> The kids vote them off the island 
> based on performance. 
> The last man wins only if...
> he still has enough energy 
> to be intimate with his spouse 
> at a moment's notice. 
> 
> If the last man does win, 
> he can play the game over and over 
> and over again for the next 18-25 years 
> eventually earning the right 
> To be called Mum! 
>  

I know this is a forward, and we all say "I hate forwards" but I was definitely smiling after reading this one and thought it would be fun to post. So, happy belated mother's day to all those who can relate to this!  love, Mel